too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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