you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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