i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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