I feel great
I just peed on a car
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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