I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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