I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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