So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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