you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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