FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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