So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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