bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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