I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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