This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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