so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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