it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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