Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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