I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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