North Korea, Best Korea!
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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