Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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