she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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