bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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