i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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