dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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