like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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