U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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