I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You almost got us killed.
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