Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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