i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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