sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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