How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
