Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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