Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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