fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
