are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
