so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
