Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
