dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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