Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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