He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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