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your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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