the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'll put lettuce on them
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree