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these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?

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(203): these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw? http://tfl.nu/m5nm

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I met the friendliest cop last night

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(641): I met the friendliest cop last night http://tfl.nu/2xxe

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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.

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(717): So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC. http://tfl.nu/vvcv

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(205): View more from Alabama

HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.

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(205): HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine. http://tfl.nu/o3j9

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.

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(734): Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea. http://tfl.nu/2hiy

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(908): View more from New Jersey

is wine microwaveable?

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(908): is wine microwaveable? http://tfl.nu/o7ks

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(904): View more from Florida

I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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(904): I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job http://tfl.nu/0l9r

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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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(832): Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are. http://tfl.nu/ir1i

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(423): View more from Tennessee

gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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(423): gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it http://tfl.nu/v9kx

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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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(708): did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement" http://tfl.nu/nqth

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.

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(203): The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11. http://tfl.nu/3slh

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...

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(+44): The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad... http://tfl.nu/0y4t

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(541): View more from Oregon

Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!

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I want to be you.

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(541): Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!! (306): I want to be you. http://tfl.nu/x9vb

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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?

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(507): Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth? http://tfl.nu/1qlq

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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.

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(909): Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now. http://tfl.nu/xh05

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