return my video game
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Terrible idea I love it
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
