What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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