Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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