Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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