i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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