Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I currently don't understand fingers.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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