at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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