Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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