You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
