He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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