This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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