After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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