I smell stomach acid.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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