So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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