That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
as a side note pls kill me
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