found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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