the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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