Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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