its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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